Saturday, April 30, 2011

24 /

Got back from a trip to Jeju Island yesterday. It was beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. (:
Will put up pictures eventually.

For now, I have video of some quotes that are up on the wall of the library in my school.
They're pretty... uh... intense?

& also some random things I filmed before class one day. (:



Monday, April 25, 2011

23 / Fanart

Today, I give you:

Dick Sticks. The smaller print says "Taste & Simple Sesame Stick".


These are gross. 


Look at the pain in my eyes. 

 Usually, Konglish is at least.. In the ballpark. The incoherent paragraphs and sentences at least give you the GIST of what they're trying to say on most packaging, etc. But when it comes to clothing and snacks, I find that English use makes little to no sense at all. And the only thing to do is just run with it. 

The best thing is when you can't stop yourself from laughing at what you read. When I first saw dick sticks, I started cracking up in the middle of a crowded supermarket aisle. Sometimes people will look at you like... ?... Crazy waygook..... But the most popular response at least in my experience is they'll nod and try to laugh too. It's wonderful. Most of the time in the US, people will kind of ignore you if they don't know you. It doesn't matter if you're laughing in public, crying in public, etc. People usually don't like to get involved. But here, people will sometimes play along with you even when they have no idea why you're laughing. : ) 

Anyway, today was great because I got some fanart from a couple of my students.



Fairly true to life. 



LOL this is my absolute favorite because of the bug eyes.
adlgkahldkgh 

We were learning about some feelings today. Angry, sad, happy, etc. When we'd do "surprised" they always pointed at me to open my eyes really wide. Apparently this was hysterical.

I also bought grapes today. Fruit here is like 300% better than back home, but it's SO EXPENSIVE. A bag of seedless red grapes was the equivalent of 7 US dollars. I cringe. But everything else is pretty cheap, so I guess it evens out? Even so, I only buy grapes once a month. :x 


Wednesday, April 20, 2011

22 / What

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT
Learning days of the week.
We have a days of the week song that goes to the tune of the Addams family.
It was too fast for the kids to enunciate really well, so instead of days of the week
it came out sounding like "tazer the weak".

I laughed until I had tears in my eyes. Then I had to try and explain why.
Best moment of this entire time.

Also, "Saturday" sounds like "salad-day".





It doesn't feel like that much time has passed since I last looked at the blog... Sometimes it creeps me out how slowly the days go by, & yet for some reason time seems to pass by really quickly. I mean, that can be said for most of my life... I still have trouble believing that I've been out of highschool for like... three years? ... Sometimes. But for some reason it feels different in Korea.

Anyway, I have some random things to talk about, because someone has been bothering me to update this. :p

1. Would you say that in the USA it is generally considered the student/parent's responsibility to make sure students get educated? I feel like a lot of pressure is put on teachers and schools to provide quality education -- which is how it should be -- but ultimately, it's up to the kids and to their caretakers to make sure said kids are making use of their resources and paying attention in class, that kind of thing. I don't think it's considered 100% appropriate to blame teachers if kids aren't "learning" or getting anything out of a class unless the teacher is truly and obviously inadequate or not invested in their job. Right? When we don't do well on tests, we don't turn around and say: Well, that's the teacher's fault for not teaching me well enough. Or at least, when I did abysmally in math in highschool, that's not what I did, even if it was true that the teacher's style wasn't helpful to me. Well... Here, it seems to be the opposite -- or so I was told when I asked. If kids don't learn, it's the teacher's fault first and foremost. The teacher didn't do his/her job well enough, and that's why things didn't turn out how they should. I don't know if that is the attitude everywhere, but it seems to be the attitude at my school. I really do like these people, and I'm doing my best to try and just accept how they want to do things -- but it's hard for me sometimes with this kind of ideology. I've only been teaching a few weeks, but I can safely say that it's not a one way street. I give what I can, and I do my best to try and make things interesting and easy to understand -- but I can't open anyone's head up and stick English in there, you know? It's the same of any subject; if the kid has no interest and doesn't want to be in the class, you can't make them have a change of heart just because it would be more convenient. In the end, you have to meet halfway, and if you can't then you can't. In my opinion, my kids are really young -- the majority of my classes are around or below 8 or 9 years old. At that age I knew what I was interested in, sure, and I did my best when it came to everything else; but there was only so hard I could push before I hit my boundaries. That's true even now. Besides that, my students work SO HARD all of the time. I'm as strict and as pushy as I can afford to be, but they need a break SOMETIME & I'm perfectly okay with giving them one. I don't feel the need to breathe down their necks. If lessons aren't working out, we sit down and just try to have a conversation together -- and that's what I was told I should focus on, anyway, not grammar and drilling. /rant

2. Babies. Mothers here carry their babies around in these wrap things: like large blankets tied around their bodies. The baby just sort of hangs out there against the mother's body. You're generally more likely to see that than a stroller or any kind of carrying thing. Personally, I like that a lot. What I don't understand, though, is... I tend to see a lot of mothers wearing jackets or heavy sweaters OVER the baby. Like... Baby is strapped in, and then covered by thick clothing so nobody can see. There's just kind of a baby shaped lump there. And these babies aren't small, either -- they're a few months old, or maybe a year. :/ And they can't see a thing! They're weirdly still and just kind of hang there. I don't know why this is strange to me. I guess because back home if you were to strap your baby to your body and then cover him up with a big old cardigan people would think he was going to suffocate. Also... If the babies are free, walking around or whatever... People here have absolutely no problem with strangers touching their children. Back home, if you were to reach over and touch a baby's head, stroke their cheek, etc... The mother would have a major problem with that at least most of the time, if you'd never met before. Right? Here it seems like most people don't really mind. It's kind of nice to have that level of trust with strangers. I never would have thought that seeing something like that would affect me, but I guess it just goes to show how implicit culture really is; yesterday when I noticed a woman reaching forward to pat a baby's head on the bus, I was ready for the mother to snap at her like woahhh throwdown. But they just smiled at eachother & probably started discussing how cute he was. (: BTW, all babies and children are adorable here. ADORABLE. Not that they aren't in the States.

Which leads me to:

3. I don't think that I'll ever get used to people's reactions to foreigners here. Of all the waygooks in Gunsan, I don't think of myself as particularly fascinating. I have dark hair like everyone here, dark eyes, and pale skin -- so if nobody sees my face, I can get by with no comment. But every day SOMETHING happens that makes me realise just how foreign I really am to everyone around me, whether it's because I do something that seems completely ridiculous to Korean people, or just because they notice I look different. I think that everyone here can relate to that. Every time I see a waygook friend, we exchange stories about bizarre situations we've been placed in the past week. I feel like it never ends. And while on some level I've just learned to expect it to happen, and in a LOT of ways it's totally hysterical, it's still super weird. I wonder how it'll feel to come home and be totally unremarkable. Nobody 1) touching my hair, 2) pushing their eyes open and gesturing at how big mine are, 3) openly pointing or talking, 4) getting in my line at the store to watch me check out & see what food I buy, 5) staring, 6) "BEEE-OO-TI-FURRR", "I LOVE USA", 7) stopping to stare at me while I walk past, etc. I've started to use my safety mechanism for GIs with regular Korean people too. :c Usually if American soldiers try to talk to me etc (I think my mom's insistence that I don't talk to young officers when we lived on a base is still in my head) I pretend that I don't know English and can only speak Spanish. Which works. If someone Korean is trying to speak to me in English, most of the time I try to talk  back & have a conversation -- but if I don't have time, or if I feel cornered, Spanish is a godsend. They don't have a lot of exposure to the language, so it kind of freaks them out? Like WOAHHHHHH a white person without English! It's really funny. :s But then I feel bad, lol.

(Not for long though.)

Thursday, April 7, 2011

21 / Me Rambling


I kept trying to put a video here, but the audio wouldn't match up :c So neverminnnd....

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

20 / LOL

Played Heads Up Seven Up in class today with youngest kids.
They did rock/paper/scissor to see who'd get to come up first,
and the ones who won ran up screaming and hugging eachother
like they won the lottery.

Good times.

Monday, April 4, 2011

19 / dun dun dunnn

no more pencils, no more books
no more teacher's dirty looks.


i had a hard time with that when i was little.
i never got dirty looks from teachers.



... now i give them.

edit: in other news, a girl is being permanently removed from my class. she upsets the other children too much. :c she will cry hysterically for twenty or thirty minutes straight, mutter and stare angrily at me and the other kids, refuse to play, interrupt when i'm teaching or we're playing games with her dramatics, etc. i feel horrible. i had to go get help from other teachers many times in the last two weeks or so, and i guess they just decided it's not worth it. i feel like i failed in some regard. but to be honest, it was really hard for me to handle; i really didn't like feeling like this little girl absolutely hated me and everyone around her. just looking so angry, non-stop ranting in korean under her breath. not good.

Friday, April 1, 2011

18 / asdlkghalgdkhd

dear students,

we're playing a game. you're not going to die if you lose. similarly, you aren't getting a million dollars if you win. i'll just smile at you and say good job, which you make fun of anyway.

i can't hear your answer if seven of you on a team are screaming different things at me all at once. then, when i pick the thing you didn't want, screaming at me some more in korean won't make a difference. interestingly enough, i am not pretending i don't know korean. i have no idea what you're saying, and no matter how many times you repeat yourself i'm not going to magically become fluent. in general, even if i did know korean, screaming at me at the top of your lungs generally is not the best approach. i end up leaving class feeling like i have ptsd & cringing at loud noises for three hours afterward.

i don't understand why, when you are easily 70 points ahead of the other team, you feel the need to try and trick me when they answer things correctly by telling me they meant something else. really? you're like ten years old. shouldn't this be fun? see first paragraph.

yes, i understand that you're incredibly smart and precocious.

love,
kat teacher